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This woman just nails it. People wonder why everybody fucking hates the U.S government so much, but why wouldn’t we if they are feeding lies to an already easily influenced, gullible audience, about how Gaza and Israel are actually on equal footing when it couldn’t be further from the truth! Why the fuck does America feel the need to kiss Israel’s ass? Israel is killing innocent people everyday with attacks and apparently that’s defending their fucking country! I have never felt so mad and helpless ever in my life.
Team I Will Pull This Inquisition Over Right Now if You Don’t Stop
this is comedy gold
"No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.
some fun sex tropes:
- laughing during sex
- and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter
- sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions
- kissing to stay quiet
- biting to stay quiet
- one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation
- "wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and i’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it"
- someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away
- "you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise"
- kissing anywhere but the lips
- alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched
- "we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways" sex
- anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces
- sex with clothes half on/panties still on
- the pleasant misuse of ties
- sleepy morning kisses that accidentally turn intense
WHY WOULD ANYONE SEND UNSOLICITED DICK PICS
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO SOMEONE
WHAT IF I GAVE THESE TO YOUR MOTHER
Fanfiction faces are so fun in my head.
IT GOT BETTER
this is the best photo ive ever seen
punched his head clean off.
im gonna be a warlock im gonna be a SPACE WITCH I HAVE FOUND MY CALLING