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little-chaos-bitch:

im-a-creepy-cookie:

little-chaos-bitch:

im-a-creepy-cookie:

dragonsrequiem:

socialjusticeissue:

bitethebullets:

danepopfrippery:

z0mbiefrank:

HOLD THE LINE!! KEEP PUSHING!!!!!

Sorry babes but as someone who lived lug around 500 cds they can die. To me lps are at least pretty and pretentious like a fine wine. Cds have no point

the point is cds are sexy as hell. sorry you dont know what sex is.

visual diagram btw ^

@danepopfrippery

The real point is that you OWN a CD. You do NOT own anything digital you purchase.

Google Play stole hundreds of dollars worth of music I paid them for from me by forcing me to upload it to YouTube Music (or lose it entirely) which is behind a subscription paywall, requiring me now to pay more money every month if I want to listen to MY music I PAID for without constant advertising.

You do not own anything digitally purchased. It can be taken back from you at any time and it is fully legal for big corporations to do so for some reason.

CDs can’t be taken from you unless they come into your house or car in person to physically pry them out of your cold dead hands.

That’s why the resurgence. As funny as that person’s reply to you was, it’s not in fact because they look sexy. It’s because you actually own them.

Look- CDs are your friend. CD-ROMs and CD drives with the capacity to burn? Are your friends with benefits.

Can anyone teach me how to burn Digital only songs into CDs?

i can ask my dad!! i think you need a certain piece of hardware, but i dont think its difficult!

not rn tho hes asleep

I would love that thank you!!

here you go!!

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botflymother:

transjoel:

farmlesbians:

worst news ever

once again saying. stop using spotify. the 1-2 punch of bandcamp and piracy is cool and good. renting access to your music library is bad and spotify is at the point where it needs to actually become profitable or its going to collapse. and its not going to become profitable. its going to get worse and more expensive and then collapse taking your entire library with it. get ahead of it start building an offline music library before your current rented library gets ethered

get a list of everything in your library so you can find the music again elsewhere. i dont have spotify so i cant test it but something like this

http://www.streamexport.com/

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bucketbunny:

omnicat:

badgraph1csghost:

badgraph1csghost:

whisky-gerblin:

asortoflight:

themodernsouthernpolytheist:

xakumi:

hydro-punk:

rox-and-prose:

yay855:

sisterofiris:

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

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raimei-p:

i liked when in Saw, he said its sawin time and sawed those guys

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heavensickness:

heavensickness:

I can’t believe that we have to say this but horror genre is supposed to be fucked up, grotesque, disgusting and deeply unsettling. It is supposed to make you feel deeply uncomfortable and unsafe. And the point of it is that you reach catharsis through the negative emotions it makes you feel. It can also has funny, absurd or tragic elements but the heart of this genre is terror and disgust. it is called fucking HORROR and it is 100% understandable that you don’t like horror genre but saying shit like “if you enjoy Saw you are abnormal” is just funny. Maybe YOU are the one who dislikes horror. Have you ever thought of that

As an example, I don’t really enjoy slasher or gorn subgenres because they simply don’t cater to what I look for in horror, as I lean into more psychological/paranormal subgenres. And this is MY PREFERENCE, and if I said “If you enjoy Cannibal Holocoust or Friday the 13th you are a freak :’(” just because I don’t enjoy them, it would make me look like a dumbass. If you are looking for something silly and cute, then mayyyyyyyyybe horror is not the genre you are looking for.

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carolxdanvers:

grimeclown:

the-scungles-of-crungles:

grimeclown:

the-scungles-of-crungles:

deepseametro:

the-scungles-of-crungles:

grimeclown:

Btw when someone says “don’t talk to me like that, I don’t know you” the normal thing to do is apologize for the perceived overfamiliarity and correct the behavior. Just in case anyone was wondering

If someone said that to me I would unironically dig an underground bunker by hand and only ever leave to pick up doordash orders and nobody would ever see me again ever holy shit

Alternatively I would just jump off a bridge immediately god damn even just reading that makes my soul want to fucking die

hey dude this is a really weird thing to say to a stranger!

Buddy you don’t get it I would fucking perish

Hey dude i know rejection sensitive dysphoria is a thing but if you react this strongly to people setting simple boundaries you need to figure out how to work through that

Oh I deal with it. By being incredibly careful about anything I say to anyone in person ever

Although I once asked my cousin if I could join her dnd group (I have noclue how it works) and she went “Uh… No” and basically was like “you’d fuck it up” (she was very nice about it but damn I felt like the dumbest bitch alive ever)

And I haven’t recovered since! So yeah that’s why I’m a freak online because real life is impossible lmao! Hope this explains it!

That’s not dealing with it but good luck I guess

Fyi, this is not only a bad way to deal with it bc it’s straight up leaning into your own disordered thinking, but it’s also EVEN MORE inconsiderate than the original offense of being overly familiar.

Y'all may not realize the things you do are manipulative, but responding to a fair boundary (that isn’t even stated in a rude way) with “If anyone ever set this reasonable boundary with me I would run away into the woods” is manipulation. You are making it more difficult for people to feel safe telling you when you’ve made them uncomfortable or crossed a boundary, which means they’ll likely respond by either cutting you off or allowing you to walk over their boundaries for fear of setting you off.

That’s manipulative. You might genuinely be mortified, but that is something you NEED to work on, because the alternative is forcing everyone to walk on eggshells around you at the risk that politely setting any boundaries will set you off.

If you’d be fucked up if someone said that to you, that’s understandable. I would be. So apologize politely, then deal with your own shit on your own time.

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rookiebe:

Could it be I’ve found my Nhaama? 🌙

Collaboration comic between @sichingdraws and myself

She did the lines, I did the color , we shared the fantasy

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dt75artblog:

NO ONE WILL PROTECT YOU BETTER THAN I

womenintheirwebs:

goldhornsandblackwool:

corporateaccount:

wouldve been pretty based if jigsaw stuck billionaires and politicians in his traps instead of like, Guy Who Called In Sick To Work When He Wasn’t Sick, and Woman Who Used Drug

this cannot stay hidden in the tags we’re in the US’ pluto return

here’s the paper if u wanna read it.

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